How To "Pick Up" A Camgirl
Jokes aside, I was browsing Quora and I actually came across a question that was somewhat similar (tighten up your moderation, Quora!). It sounded a little absurd, to say the least. It's a bit like saying "How to pick up an Insurance Salesman" or "How to pick up a Forklift Operator". Camming is something girls do, sometimes full-time, other times for fun, or to be rebellious, or to scratch an exhibitionist itch. I'm not sure how that would change the dynamics of how you would "pick one up".
I'm not against guys asking for dating advice - - girls do it all the time, although we usually prefer to ask our female friends in real life, rather than online. But it's usually questions of a more specific nature, like advice on how to deal with an argument we just had with a boyfriend, not a general blanket question "how does one pick up cam models?" which reminds me more of those David Attenborough nature documentaries "how to catch this Galapagos turtle so we can vaccinate it".
Anyway, the responses on Quora ranged from unsatisfactory to sociopathic (unsurprisingly, it's the internet after all), so I thought I'd prepare my own. So you want to learn how to pick up a camgirl? Here goes.
Step One
Stop thinking of her as just a camgirl. It'll be evident in your behavior and that's a turn-off. She's a human being, she's a goofball, and she has a life beyond camming.
Step Two
Consider how most couples you know met. They probably did not meet because of some life-changing Quora advice. Most people date others in their social circle, that's how it almost always works. Yes, Tinder changes that dynamic a bit, but it's still the norm. Is this camgirl in your social circle? Can you get into her IRL social circle?
Step Three
If she's not in your social circle, your other option is to hang out at her cam room, which, as I've mentioned a million times, is a camgirl's virtual social circle. Develop a bond with her, and if you guys have chemistry, maybe something will work out.
That's not a sure bet? Of course, it's not! You can't have a "proven method" for anything when it comes to human interactions - - this is social life, not mathematics. All you can do is increase your statistical chances. If you're around someone more, you're statistically more likely to end up dating them, just because you're around them more.
Unfortunately, I don't have any pickup lines for camgirls (maybe we'll crowdsource some). Tell her you saw her on Twitter and had to drop by her cam room and say hi and chat a bit, that ought to be good enough.
So, there you have it. That wasn't so hard, was it? And far better than Quora, in my opinion.